September 2011
6 posts
A Note to Small Town Fashionista
you took down your work email because wieirdos were stalking you from your entirely public blog but people can still tell you work at bojangles because you left your work email in your profile. weird that out of all that grease and fried chicken was born the most perfect of loves, that burns white hot and is so awesome and timeless that only a shitty blog about anthropologie could capture and...
A Small Town Fashionista Summary
Just in case you wanted the CLIFFS NOTES
My love is like a great wave in the ocean, crushing me beneath its weight. My dearest felt it too, when he photographed me and my pensive looks & realized how easy it would be to hook up with—I mean, share cliche emo songs with— I mean, build a life of rainbows and lullabies with a younger, narcissistic attention-whore. Ever since we...
Small Town Fashionista Summary
Here’s a summary of the last post on Small Town Fashionista’s blog about her muy caliente romance with some dude named Jerry who is old and has grey balls. She shuttered her blog last night after threatening comments were posted like MUA REPRESENT and other nonsense that while unintelligible, made more sense that her romantic ramblings.
A member of Fashionism provided this summary.
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The Anthroholic Alcoholic
a cocktail recipe from one of the girls at fashionism. please enjoy whimsically.
the (yo money be under) Shochi’s Mattress fill shot glass with midori or, if it’s st. patrick’s day, green beer. top with elegant reddi-wip rosette and serve immediately.
Dirty Ruffles: The Truth About Anthroholic
Hi there! Thanks for stopping by. Here are the collective thoughts of the women (and men!) who participate in the forum Fashionism.org. While I don’t speak for every member individually, I hope that these comments capture the group sentiment about her criminal behavior.
We knew this would happen. When she announced her personal shopping service, many members were aghast that (1) anyone...